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THE STRING IN THE TAIL
Two pieces of string meet one day in the park and while
one goes on the slide the other goes on the swings.
They're having a great time until one string decides to go
on the roundabout.
After a while, the string feels really dizzy and falls
off, scraping across the tarmac and making as tangled mess
of one end and falling in a heap. The second string looked
at him and sighed "you're not very good on that roundabout
are you?"
The first string looked at himself and said "I'm a frayed
knot".
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AN IRISHMAN AND THE ENGLISHMAN.....
Once there was an Irish man an Englishman and an
Australian who decided to have a competition.While on top
of the hill each man had to chuck his watch in the air,
then run down the hill and catch it before it hit the
ground.
So the Irishman chucked his watch in the air, ran down the
hill and SPLAT the watch hit the ground.
Then the Englishman chucked his watch in the air, ran down
the hill and SPLAT the watch hit the ground.
Next was the Australian who chucked his watch in the air,
ran down the hill, went and had a beer, did the shopping,
came back and caught his watch.
"How did you do that?" asked the Irishman.
The Australian replied "My watch is 1 hour slow !!!!!"
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